About CBN
CBN is the amalgamation of the greatest social group in eternity. An elitist colony founded upon the humble high energy bar, symbolising all the attributes a dignified member of CBN should embody.
Established in 2017, on the mouldy couches in the common room of the student union in the University of Limerick, the greatest social legion was born. An elusive society with a business hierarchy unlike any other fraternity in existence.
CBN's membership requirements are amongst the most obscure and secretive in existence. They have been noted to be as difficult as the Freemasons, Knight's Templar, and the Illuminati combined.
Core Members
Hobbit
Chief Executive Officer
First Programming Pal, Bandermatch, and GeoJourney now this? My exemplary leadership skills in executive roles allows all ventures I am involved in to continue innovating and breaking new terrain in the industry. My son is the ice age baby.
Pints?
Chief Technology Officer
It's all about backing up your cock into some lad's arse.
Mitchellin Mann
Chief Operations Officer
No memes in #git please, thanks.
Jhon
Product Management
So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?
Dillon
Public Relations Officer
WHAT!? HOW IS HE THERE! OH MY GOD. I'M LAGGING.
Hann
Quality Assurance
The human embodiment of a Dr Seuss character. You can find this man chilling in the bird watching hut at Lougha Lough Boora Bog Parklands Discovery Park waiting for the ICL queue to pop.
Big Dan
HR Manager
I'm a dwarf of a lad. Co-founder of "haha z"™ and media/plex server provider for CBN.
B I A N
Backend Developer
I'm a dwarf of a lad that plays football. I wish that someday I can reach D+ on ESEA. Add me on CEVO.
Wils
Policy & Asset Management
This MI7 Spy is our ticket into the Queen's gaff for massive seshes and cans with the corgis.